Dear Rafi,

How come every time something that has to do with black people is in the news Alana Evans has to remind everyone she has a black kid? She makes it sound like just because she fucked a few black dudes and accidentally got pregnant she’s supposed to understand what its like to be black?

Respectfully,

A real black person who hasn’t fucked Alana

Thanks for your email Real Black Person. I have reached out to Mrs.  Evans and requested she investigate your claims. Please allow from 4-6 weeks for an answer as it’s the shuffle board season at her retirement community .